Dave knows is taking over my life.

BLERG!
It seemed like the Dave Knows Bus was stalking me around town. At First, I saw it, and I was like sweeeeet! Dave Knows Whooo! I sent Dave a picture so he could see it in action. Then, Dave put out a call for all his groupies to send in their personal photos of the Dave Knows bus in action. So then, it was on, it’s like the bus was Mike Tyson saying “Bring it bitch, and when you think you’ve had enough Imma bite your ear”, and so it went.

Day after day I saw this frickin’ bus. After seeing the bus and taking the obligatory photo, this heavy notion of guilt will hang over your head until you share your picture with Dave. I mean it was a birthday present. Who doesn’t want to see the pictures of it to help make it worth while.

Well, eventually the bus gave up on me. Time Passed. Then, one day, it came to me like a lightbulb in a man cave. Emily “Nose” Portland. MWAHAHA, you know like a photoshop parody of Dave Knows Portland. I finally got an hour of free time yesterday and the evil men in my head wouldn’t let me relax until I hashed this thing out. So, here it is, AND I SHIT YOU NOT, the very next morning I get stuck behind the Dave Knows bus. Fucking Mike Tyson!