Operation “Eat healthy for one whole week” has begun. I decided to try this after having double Volcano Nachos for 3 consecutive dinners. No, I am not trying to lose weight, I am just curious tosee if I can do it for a week and face the music to the fact that my taste buds are refined for horrible, unhealthy, out of a can, processed, greasy goodness.
Meal One – Lean Cuisine – Chicken Parmesan
Well I like chicken and I like spaghetti, so this should be a twofer! What What. Step 1: microwave for 3 minutes with film. Step 2: Microwave for 1 1/2 minutes without film. Wow, this already sucks. Taco Bell just gives it to me. Step 3: look at the mound of goop that looks like what could be food. Step 4: wait for food to be at an edible temperature. Step 5: dance about while waiting for food to cool. Step 6: eat. Step 7: Make regurgitation movements with head and neck to display total dissatisfaction.
Ok, it isn’t that bad. Well, it is pretty bad. But hey, it’s got chicken, which suspiciously tastes like Hungry Man chicken, which is good. I could totally do this chicken more often, but since it’s breaded doesn’t that make it a non lean cuisine? Hmmmmmmm. The pasta sucks, the noodles are watery and flapping everywhere and the sauce is rather bland. AKA, tastes like fucking poop. Perhaps they should take a note from Domino’s and create a new version of this, because this one sucks. I would take volcano nachos over this any day, place, time, or circumstance. I must trek on, one whole week to go.
