Project Mayhem

I have assigned myself to my own personal Project Mayhem. Have you ever wandered if the “5 Hour Energy” beverage is legit? Does it really work for 5 Hours? Can it really pick you up when you are at your sleepiest? Hmmmm. Well goddamnit now I have to find out! It is officially 1:44 in the morning, I really want a cheeseburger, and I am starting to get tired. We shall call this escapade Project Mayhem. I will not sleep a wink tonight and in exactly 2 hours I will consume my shot of energy. This will mean that at 9:15 am when The Meat Show starts, I will have been on this stuff for 4 and 1/2 hours. So, soon we shall see if 5 hour energy really lasts for 5 hours, or if I have to resort to a tasty Mountain Dew. Wish me luck, nom nom nom nom.