Things that should be sold at Empire Labs

I went over to the 76 gas station on my way to the College Street food cart hub with Sabrina Miller for lunch.  While browsing the highly enticing candy aisle I found a stack of Oreo knockoffs that looked like, well, I will let you fill in the blank ______.  I picked them up and said to myself  ”mmmm Oreo’s”, but then I looked at them in my hand and said “uh oh, ahh, oh god, I am holding an erect structure of cookies”. I then looked up in desbelief and saw the creepy case right above the cookies filled with lube and keep your dick hard long products.  Perhaps one of the scariest epiphanies known to man kind. Then, it came to me, this was a product that should be #soldatempirelabs. Bahahahahhahahaha, genius, I know, I know.

Note – after a brief discussion this morning it is concluded that Plaid Pantry has the best candy selection for a quckie mart in town.