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Looking for a couple of crazy ass, hungry, barbarian contestants to accept my Big Ass Sandwich Challenge.
What are you getting yourself into?
By entering, you are challenging yours truly to an eating contest at Big Ass Sandwiches. You should be foolish enough to assume that you can consume more than one ginormous sandwich loaded with meat, cheese, fries, peppers, and Ardvark sauce. You will be voluntarily submitting yourself to the obligatory big ass shit that comes hours after eating the big ass sandwich. You will also be competing for the throne as the king of all things Big Ass.
Think you have what it takes?
Simply comment below with your name and email address and you will be entered!
P.S. if you are not up for the challenge you can simply comment “I am a big fat pussy” below.
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I can barely eat one, but I bet I could take on more Aardvark than you! Other than that, I am a big fat pussy. Thanks.
I am NOT a Big Ass Pussy, I accept this challange!
its on. about a month ago, when it was raining at 1am, and while I was shit-hammered drunk, i totally annihilated half of one of those in less then 30 seconds.
Ok, I’m AM a big fat busy, but i also have a PHD in voyeurism, so I’d like to watch. LOL.
I’ve shit fire from Salvador Molly’s Great Balls of Fire 5 ball challenge so this should be a breeze!
I accept. I ate the first biggest sandwich, and I can do it again.
PLEASE….I took a gut bomb with sauce and double meat to task in under 5 min after work…I took down a Pork Hammer in a car outside the post office in the same fashion…I am a BIG ASS Annihilator!!! Bring it!
My 18 yr old son Aaron “Beefy” Jones wants in!! He is sure he can throw down!!