Hello Portland,
Meet Paul. ———————————————————————————————>
Joining me on Aug 12th will be Portland’s biggest hitchhiking nincompoop. A.k.a .Paul, who has a girlfriend and the world’s coolest gay wallet. Now Paul is your average 27 year old college dropout who can be best described as a nincompoop, a very lovable nincompoop. Now Paul and I have shared some stories in the past such as the cock sucking grandpa, homo weddings hosted by homophobes, and most recently about nicknames for the cockroaches in his house. Don’t worry, you will be getting all the full details on tomorrow’s show.
You may ask, how does one get to become Portland’s biggest nincompoop. In my mind there are a couple qualifiers; hitchhiking every weekend, burning fish sticks in an oven with set temperatures, dropping out of college twice, and of course starting your own snowboarding group to sell t shirts and well, t shirts. Let it be known that nincompoops are not people to make fun of or hate, but rather to enjoy thoroughly and make them come on radio shows to share their stories. Long live Paul, Portland’s biggest nincompoop, with the coolest gay wallet.
Note: Nincompoops are also good for making bets against.
