Okay so this fires me up a little, but definitely makes for a good case of the morning giggles. I go out to my car, turn it on, look up, and sure as shit there is this 3000 GT with it’s right rear tire parked up on the curb and the rest of it on the road.
Now, this car is so low to the ground that there is no way in hell that you wouldn’t notice this when you were parking unless you were shitfaced. Seriously this is a little long sports car maybe 6 inches off the ground. So, dude you may have killed some babies last night, you may have run over your grandmother’s kitty, and you probably jacked up your ride a little.
Don’t drink and drive jerks, that is why we have DD’s, Trimet, Radio cab, Green Cab, Broadway Cab, people that come get you and drive your car home, Sassy’s cab, party busses, bike chariots, your own two feet, and just like in Who Wants to be a Millionaire, you can always phone a friend. On the other side of this I was a little amused when i got into my car and saw a 3000 GT literally humping the curb.
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Hi Emily, I agree with the small car drunk driving article!! Tagged as 3000gt, cabs, drinking, drunk, dui, jerk, parking, ride, trimet, walking…
his was one of the best parts & happy birthday too.
I am now a creepy fan of yours for sure and good review today on CS.ONE